House of Bravo

House of Bravo is a weekly Bravo recap podcast with a cosmic twist. Think of it as Bravo meets Sports Center — a place to get your Bravo fix while immersing yourself in Astrology and Human Design. Join Emma (@EMA.Jones) in the Cosmic Clubhouse as she breaks down drama in an astrological play-by-play. Don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an update, and for more content follow along on instagram @thecosmicclubhouse

Episode 96: Not the Time for Jokes (RHOBH, RHOA, Summer House, Love Hotel)
May 4, 2025 – 00:35:52
Episode 95: Be More Interesting (RHOBH, RHOA, Craig + Paige)
Apr 13, 2025 – 00:36:02
Episode 94: Ho We Can Deal With (Garcelle Quits RHOBH, Teresa's Tax Troubles, Summer House)
Mar 30, 2025 – 00:35:36
Episode 93: Wrecked (Tamra Quitting, RHOA, RHOBH, Summer House, Trump + Musk)
Mar 23, 2025 – 00:29:29
Episode 92: Not Mean Girls (Karen's Sentencing, RHOP, RHOBH, Summer House, The Traitors)
Mar 9, 2025 – 00:35:38
Episode 91: Koala Hugs (RHOP, RHOBH, Summer House, The Traitors)
Feb 23, 2025 – 00:33:56
Episode 90: The Most Giggles (M2M, RHOBH, The Traitors, Summer House)
Feb 16, 2025 – 00:40:51
Episode 89: The Weird One (RHONY, RHOSLC, RHOP, RHOBH, The Traitors)
Feb 9, 2025 – 00:31:26
Episode 88: Changing the Game (RHONY, RHOSLC, RHOP, RHOBH, M2M, Traitors)
Jan 31, 2025 – 00:58:44
Episode 87: The Production of It All (M2M, RHOBH, RHOP, RHONY, RHOSLC)
Jan 24, 2025 – 00:33:52
Episode 86: NOT Just Memes and Jokes (RHONY, M2M, RHOBH, RHOSLC, The Traitors)
Jan 17, 2025 – 00:47:49
Episode 85: Memes and Jokes (M2M, RHONY, RHOBH, RHOP, RHOSLC)
Jan 10, 2025 – 00:40:48
Bonus Episode 23: Cosmic Forecast 2025
Dec 27, 2024 – 01:15:37
EPISODE 84: Pizza Party Behavior (M2M, RHONY, RHOBH, RHOSLC, RHOP)
Dec 20, 2024 – 00:29:07
Episode 83: Not Intolerable...? (RHOC, RHONY, RHOBH, RHOP, RHOSLC, Married to Medicine)
Dec 6, 2024 – 00:48:57
Bonus Episode 22: Martha Stewart, Preposterously Perfect
Nov 29, 2024 – 00:44:43
Episode 82: Leaky Pigeon (RHOP, RHONY, RHOSLC, RHOBH, Drunk Drawn)
Nov 22, 2024 – 00:50:32
Episode 81: Moving On (RHOSLC, RHOP, RHONY, RHOC)
Nov 15, 2024 – 00:42:13
Bonus Episode 21: Protect Your Piece (Election Aftermath, Upcoming Generational Transits, + Nervous System Regulation)
Nov 8, 2024 – 00:50:10
Episode 80: Blind Truths (RHOC, RHOSLC, RHONY, RHOP)
Nov 1, 2024 – 00:44:38
Episode 79: Sinking Friendships (RHOC, RHONY, RHOP, RHOSLC)
Oct 25, 2024 – 00:47:54
Episode 78: Low Blows (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHONY, RHOP)
Oct 11, 2024 – 00:37:09
Episode 77: Caviar Trees (RHOC, RHOSLC, RHONY)
Oct 4, 2024 – 00:35:40
Episode 76: It's a Family Affair (RHOC, RHOSLC, HoB Birthday Gift Raffle)
Sep 27, 2024 – 00:31:02
Episode 75: I'll Be Your Villain (Diddy arrest, RHOC, RHODubai, RHOSLC)
Sep 20, 2024 – 00:55:31
Episode 74: Swift Support + Bravo Court (Taylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris, Rachel Zoe divorce, RHOC, RHODubai)
Sep 13, 2024 – 00:39:16
Episode 73: Traitor Treat (RHOC, RHODubai)
Sep 6, 2024 – 00:40:49
Episode 72: You Know That You're Toxic (Tom Girardi Conviction, RHOC, RHODubai)
Aug 30, 2024 – 00:46:42
Episode 71: Not a Fucking Hotdog (RHONJ, RHODubai, RHOC)
Aug 16, 2024 – 00:46:22
Episode 70: Queen of This Shit (Tim Walz, RHOC, RHONJ, RHODubai)
Aug 9, 2024 – 00:44:53
Episode 69: Gumbaya (Simone Biles, RHONJ, RHOC)
Aug 2, 2024 – 00:35:54
Episode 68: Someone Has to be the Adult (Kamala + Trump, RHONJ, RHOC, RHODubai, Astrocartography)
Jul 26, 2024 – 00:48:38
Episode 67: Namaste, Bitch (Trump Assassination Attempt, RHONJ, RHODubai, RHOC)
Jul 19, 2024 – 00:49:34
Episode 66: Imbalanced Energies (Kenya Moore on "Pause", RHODubai, RHONJ)
Jun 28, 2024 – 00:31:16
Episode 65: N is for Narcissist (Justin Timberlake DUI, Summer House Reunion pt 2, RHONJ, RHODubai)
Jun 21, 2024 – 00:41:00
Episode 64: Fugazi Friendships (RHONJ, RHODubai, Summer House Reunion pt 1)
Jun 14, 2024 – 00:40:16
Episode 63: It Happened (RHONJ, RHOD, Summer House Finale)
Jun 7, 2024 – 00:35:45
Bonus Episode 20: Rejecting Projections with Summer Marie Thomas (Summer House Martha's Vineyard)
Jun 4, 2024 – 01:14:20
Episode 62: It's Reality TV, not Reality with Preston Mitchum (Summer House Martha's Vineyard)
May 31, 2024 – 00:56:27
Episode 61: Adulting is Hard (Kathryn Dennis DUI, RHONJ, Summer House, Summer House Martha's Vineyard)
May 24, 2024 – 00:48:57
Episode 60: Chill Drama (RHONJ, Summer House, Summer House Martha’s Vineyard)
May 17, 2024 – 00:51:54
Episode 59: Vacation Quickie (RHONJ, Summer House, Summer House Martha's Vineyard, Andy + SJP)
May 10, 2024 – 00:34:59
Episode 58: Freak Out (Summer House, Summer House Martha's Vineyard, Buying Beverly Hills)
May 3, 2024 – 01:04:09
Bonus Episode 19: Energetic Regulation + Remediation
Apr 26, 2024 – 01:08:04
Episode 57: Eclipsed by the Eclipse (April 15th, Summer House, SHMV, RHOP)
Apr 19, 2024 – 00:51:23
Bonus Episode 18: Paris Hilton: Prodigal Daughter of the People
Apr 12, 2024 – 01:02:47
Episode 56: You Know the Drill (Aries Solar Eclipse, Cowboy Carter, RHOP, SHMV, Summer House, Buying Beverly Hills)
Apr 5, 2024 – 00:45:41
Episode 55: All's Fair at the Carnival (RHOP, Summer House Martha's Vineyard, Summer House, Buying Beverly HIlls)
Mar 29, 2024 – 00:36:31
Bonus Episode 17: What's your Type? (Human Design Lesson)
Mar 22, 2024 – 01:12:37
Episode 54: Blinders or Blindsided (RHOP, RHOM, RHOBH, The Traitors, Summer House)
Mar 15, 2024 – 00:39:54

Recent Reviews

Laurenclara 210

Best Podcast Discovery This Year!

My friend recommended this show to me, and I’m so grateful. I always loved Bravo, but now I’m obsessed with how Ema uses astrology to explain the housewives’ personalities and drama. I wasn’t familiar with Human Design before, but now I find myself looking forward to those bonus episodes. This is my new favorite!
Blackmamba6677

Bravo and Astrology Gold! 💫

I had no idea how deep this could go! Plus, the Human Design bonus episodes introduced me to something completely new and amazing. Highly recommend this podcast for anyone into Bravo or looking to learn more about astrology in a fun way.
ArthurSelsky

Love the bonus episodes

I never thought I’d understand so much about astrology until I started listening to House of Bravo. Ema’s explanations make even the more technical parts feel accessible. It’s also super fun to learn what’s in store each week with her updates for the general public. Plus, I loved the episode featuring Paris Hilton’s chart—fascinating stuff! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
HannahLee56

Great for the astrology and reality girlies

Literally this show is just my two favorite niches reality tv and astrology. The show started off with two hosts but it’s just as great with 1! Ema is super knowledgeable and throws in human design which I’ve learned more of through this podcast
AnitasEuphora

Great way to catch on RH/ Excellent host ! Good content.

I don’t often watch the RH shows on Bravo but when I can THIS PODCAST is what I have in sync so I can keep up with ALL tea from a literal and astrological sense. Ema is a great host, the way she correlates the ladies beings to how their astrological stand points make them act how they do on the show is one of the most captivating aspects of the show. Whether it’s just the show or talking about how the universe is f-ing up the status of the world- great cohesion within the flow of the show. Overall 20/10
beware of this guy

Great podcast for Bravo lovers!

Great listen if you like podcasts!
Baig4Mo

Bravo meets Astro meets Pop Culture

This pod has slowly become a regular in my weekly rotation (especially at the gym). As someone who has a decent beginner’s understanding of astrology, I’ve found that I’ve learned so much inadvertently through Emma and Tasha’s discussions on the housewives and the synastry behind some of the friendships. Def check this out if you’re a student of astrology who loves Bravo!
ñkkyhb

Astro Housewives Recap?!?

The content i didn't even know I was missing but now cant live without! Such a fun way to learn astrology AND hear about the housewives shenanigans from the week!